Seriously? To: Facebook Management – these new changes are a social networking nightmare. Do I REALLY want to know THIS much about my friends? If want to know what they are doing every second of the day, I will ask. I might actually use that old-school method called TALKING ON THE PHONE! You know, when you pick up a device, dial a number and speak.
I love my friends, but dag, do I need to know EVERY thing ya’ll do? I’m afraid to take my phone in the bathroom for fear ya’ll might hear the toilet flush. Or maybe there’s a secret camera recording my every move, but I just don’t know ya’ll are watching me. Like the creepy moving eyes on that portrait…it follows you every where you go.